It's sometimes very confusing being me and being the DZO

We understand Franz. Maybe you should have a special weekend where you unofficially make someone else the DZO. Then you can pretend to be just a skydiver again. And we have to deal with you...again....
Of course, come monday, when you turn back into a pumpkin, you might not like what you find.
To mindy: i think it was specifically no "vehicular landscaping"